What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Unacceptable again!

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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